Ds 3 crossback 1.2L DSPerformance Line+ PureTech S/S Auto SUV 5dr Petrol Automatic Euro 6 (129 bhp)

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In the world of SUVs, the DS 3 Crossback 1.2L DS Performance Line+ is like the unsettling relative at a family gathering – mildly amusing, yet eternally perplexing. Sitting there in its rather forgettable shade of grey, you could be forgiven for thinking it’s just another box on wheels. But oh, how wrong you would be! With its 129 bhp, this pint-sized petrol engine doesn’t so much as roar; it emits a polite cough, reminiscent of a middle-aged man attempting to jog after his youth. Some say it’s spirited. I say it’s akin to a chihuahua trying to convince a lion it’s a threat. The interior is where the DS tries to impress – lavish leather, crafty ergonomics – but you get the sense they’re trying a bit too hard. It’s like wearing a tuxedo to a barbecue; you’ll be the best-dressed in the place, but also very, very uncomfortable. And the automatic gearbox? Well, let’s just say it shifts with the urgency of a snail on valium. If you’re anticipating a surge of adrenaline, you might want to look elsewhere – perhaps at a used sports car or a well-past-its-prime go-kart. In conclusion, the DS 3 Crossback is what you’d call “charming” if you didn't know any better. It's the car equivalent of a warm cup of tea: nice enough, but don't expect it to set the world ablaze. If you’re looking for excitement, you might as well throw a toaster down a hill.